Yet Another Set of Twins? WTH....

I bet at this point Aunt Shea was ready to have my mom committed...except if she had done that, there would be no one to help take care of the kids, so there they were...apparently it was rough. As Mason became a teenager, it became a little easier.

Mason is handsome, responsible, and was a big help...so at least Mom, Aunt Shea, and Olivia weren't outnumbered anymore.

Eventually though, Payton and I were old enough to start school and Garrett and Gracie were toddlers.

Payton is a major tomboy. She's athletic and really tries to stay healthy. Mom says she thinks they accidentally gave her the wrong kid in the hospital. Mom pretty much has to work out to keep her weight down (she wasn't kidding about having a fat gene), but she hates it.

This is me! Even this young, I started being concerned with the environment and my carbon footprint. It just scares me to think that we could use up all our natural resources until we basically have nothing. Mom tries to be eco-friendly, but she doesn't really stick to it so much. Oh well, I still think I can turn them around.

Here's my little brother Garrett. Boys are hard to come by in this family, so he's a bit spoiled. I do want to point something out...notice the green eyes? They're the same color as Evie's. Mom thought this was weird, so she contacted the sperm bank and cross-referenced Garrett and Gracie's donor with Evie's donor, to see if they were the same one. They weren't, but they were related. It turns out that Garrett and Gracie's donor was actually a child of Evie's father...so technically they are Evie's niece and nephew. Talk about weird.

Isn't Gracie cute as a button? I think she looks a lot like mom, even though she has Evie's green eyes as well. Both Garrett and Gracie ended up with the same red hair Kayla has. Mom swears the donor was just red-headed, but I think Mom must have some red hair in her family tree somewhere.

Oh, a quick update on Kayla...she got engaged! His name is Marlin Ho and we've never met him. She's been engaged for FOREVER!

Right after Payton and I started school, Olivia graduated from high school and moved out to become a doctor. Don't ask me how a vampire is going to be in the medical profession...and don't ask me what crazy people would go to a doctor that has to drink blood to survive, but if anyone can do it, she can. She grew up to be absolutely gorgeous...

My childhood was pretty uneventful, except for my brief bakery business I tried to start...

I spent all day one Saturday baking all these wonderful organic goods....brownies, muffins, and cookies, they smelled delicious.

I only ended up selling one...to Olivia...she only drinks blood! Pity purchase alert!

Oh, another thing...notice something about my mother in these pictures? Yeah...she's pregnant again! Ugh! At least this time it was just one baby...my little brother, Leo...

Mom even said this baby was going to be her last. I think eight children was enough for her.

Leo was such a sweet baby, everyone loved taking care of him. He could sleep through anything (probably because he had to), and he barely ever cried.

So, my childhood was boring, I'm hoping my teen years are more exciting...

Payton grew up to be even more of a tomboy than she was before. I got her to wear a little bit of makeup, but she still insists on keeping her hair in that crazy braid...she says she prefers to leave it like that...whatever, sis.

I'm not over the top, but I do try to look a little more girly. Of course, I'm still concerned about my carbon footprint, so I try to use only natural hair products and makeup, but a girl has to look good, right? I've also recently become a vegetarian and family-oriented.

So that's it, now you're caught up. I'm a teenager, my name is Paisley, and I live with my mom, my Aunt Shea, her son Mason, and my brothers and sisters: Payton, Garrett, Gracie, & Leo.